Anyone else sick of getting these emails CONSTANTLY?

Hi Leanne,

My name is Faceless Social Media Shitmuncher and I work for Some Crappy Agency. I just came across your blog recently and I love it! Especially the post on Pasted Title of Your Most Recent Post.

My client, Irrelevant™, have this entirely unrelated voucher code/infographic/various pointless excuse for ‘content’ that we think your readers would really like and it would be really great if you could post it on your blog.

Look forward to hearing from you,
Faceless Social Media Shitmuncher

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Hi Leanne,

I am Not My Real Name, a blogger writing on behalf of Various Defunct Sites. First off, I would like to say I really enjoy reading your posts (even though I’m guaranteed not to have actually read any).

Anyway, I have an amazing content opportunity for you. I can provide you with a generic piece of writing, with just a few words changed from a previous publication so I can say it’s unique. I have some ideas for topics, including the following:

1) Nothing of Any Interest to You and Your Readers
2) How Abstaining From the Use of Toilet Paper Can Stop Global Warming
3) Other Miscellaneous Bollocks

This will help to increase my writing portfolio and provides some great exposure for you, too (it doesn’t really but I’m pretending it does and I obviously think you’re stupid enough not to question it). I would require a link back to Some Dodgy Site.

Let me know if you’re interested,
Not My Real Name

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Hi donotrefreeze.com,

We at Crap SEO Agency love your blog, but noticed that it could be performing much better in google search rankings. We are confident that we can improve your SEO profile within An Indeterminate Number of Months with our Completely Not Unique Strategy. We would seek a payment of An Extortionate Amount of Money for this service.

I look forward to working with you,

SEO Agency Monkey

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Hi Leanne,

I sent you an email last week about Something Fucking Pointless and just wondered if you’d had a chance to think about it. Let me know!

Best,
Some Wanker Trying To Get Something Out Of You For Nothing

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Hi Leanne,

If you could reply to my email sometime soon, that would be great.

Best,
Wanker

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Hi Leanne,

Y U NO REPLY TO MY EMAIL? I WILL KEEP HASSLING YOU.

Best,
Time Waster

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