So. Caviar Nails. Everyone seems to love them. I, on the other hand, absolutely frigging abhor them.
I just don’t get it. WHY would you want a manicure inspired by bloody fish eggs? ‘Oh, but it’s so different and it has such great texture’. No. It just looks shit. It looks stupid. It’s the manicure equivalent of a child’s macaroni picture.
I just.. I can’t wrap my head around it. Maybe I’m just not fashionable enough to understand. To me, it just looks like a nasty fungus or disease. I intended to have a big old rant about how much I hate this nail look, but it’s literally rendered me speechless. And queasy. I literally get bile in my throat over it.
If you like the look of it, then great – but I beg of you not to be so foolish as to actually BUY this rubbish. They’re charging something ridiculous like £18 for a little bottle of pearls – you can buy the exact same thing from craft stores for a couple of quid. Not that you’d want to. Because it looks crap.
Sorry Ciate, this is just totally, TOTALLY crap in every conceivable way.